My Kids R Funny

Uhmmm ...

For Real.

That's been the only thought I've had for about 18 days now. Distressing. My children, Terran, Sebastian and Skylar, are my only saving grace(s). They make me laugh. Hard. They're some of the funniest people I know. It's good to be queen ... to sit on my throne and be entertained without having to put out any conscious energy of my own.

Skylar is a very serious and literal boy. He's funny like those dudes on The Big Bang Theory. He doesn't mean to be funny, he just is ... in all of his geeky seriousness. He gives Sebastian (who is goofy) and Terran (who is just plain silly) lots to make fun of ... and they take every opportunity! I asked Skylar to start a grocery list on the refrigerator ... you know ... just some things that he'd like for me to pick up. We write the list on our refrigerator with a dry erase marker.

He wrote:

Act II Popcorn (butter lover's)
Tortilla chips (South of the border, premium rounds)
Ramen (chicken, in a cup)
Sprite
Marshmallows

Terran saw it and amended it:

Sprite (lemon lime, clear, fizzy)
Marshmallows (white)
Skylar (dork)

If they can't make you laugh ... what good are they??

Bisous!